I’m not your problem in the neighborhood. You know what I mean? Your kids will be safe. Your animals will be safe. You will be safe. I would love to give you half of my sandwich, help you out of the ditch. I’m kind of like this semi-psychotic samurai boyscout who operates with an alarming amount of innocence and naivete with also this kind of weird self-destructive homicidal thing which I’ve never been able to figure out besides thinking it’s kind of somehow sexy.
- Henry Rollins